Jersey Shore gets Cattier

When I'm not on an extraordinary adventure or sleeping I like to watch reality TV. And it doesn't get better than Jersey Shore. I do, however, think that Jersey Shore could get better. It could have me on it. Think about it - Snooks loves animals, she delivered a freakin baby calf for chrissakes! She would love me and Mike would of course hate me like he hates everything prettier than him. But let me just add, if he says anything about these rolls, we will have a situation - with claws.

Also, you really need to check out these guys; they are the real deal: http://www.gigmasters.com/varietyband/TheJerseySureCats/
Maybe next season they can play at Sammi and Ronnie's wedding. Just like heaven.

Today I slept for 18 hours. What did you do?


You may be muttering to yourself about how unimpressive that is, but I ask you, have you ever slept for 18 hours? I don't think you have, and furthermore I don't think you could. Achieving this feat was not easy, but I am nothing if not a dreamer (well, actually, I'm also a butt-licker, but discussion of that talent is for another post).
Over and mauf.

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