You may be muttering to yourself about how unimpressive that is, but I ask you, have you ever slept for 18 hours? I don't think you have, and furthermore I don't think you could. Achieving this feat was not easy, but I am nothing if not a dreamer (well, actually, I'm also a butt-licker, but discussion of that talent is for another post).
Over and mauf.
Please note that although I have fantastic handwriting, I am a terrible typist, so my mom is handling this for me.
ReplyDeleteTo give you some insight into a regular day of me, King Solomon of Chicago, I regularly sleep for about 16 hours a day. I don't feel that I am getting the full benefits of hanging out in the tub or running up and down the hall at 18 hours. Have you tried running up and down the hallway yet? It's really quite fantastic.
Over and mauf.
What's the matter Harold, didn't do anything Fantastic or Extraordinary today? I honestly don't think 18 hours is that much.
ReplyDeleteTo Shelley: I will try it some day, but not today. today i would rather spend my energy pouncing on my brother because he is a dunce.
ReplyDeleteTo Maxie: I hope you realize you are comparing yourself to a cat and feel good about yourself, you smug jerk.