Dear King Solomon, Greetings! As a connoisseur of all meats, but most especially of the salted variety, I would say that the special deliciousness of prosciutto is directly related to its texture. It melts in your mouth like the best Friskies pate, only it doesn't make you poop five seconds later. Heaven. If I were you, I would take a visit to Fox & Obel, a fine purveyor of meats in Chicago. I always go there and *wink* ask for it by name. over and mauf.
to my friend Senior Handsinpants: take those hands out of your pants and pet me! Also: I agree, icanhascheezburger is one of the best sites out there. But one day I will sit on Professor Happycat and then we'll see just how happy and clever he is.
And yes, I would love to go to Ikea. I need a loofah and a garlic press.
Harold,
ReplyDeleteAs a fellow gato, I have been inquiring about prosciutto. Will you give me some insights into its awesome powers of salt and delish?
King Solomon of Chicago
Yo Harold,
ReplyDeleteI'm happy for you and Ima let you finish, but icanhazcheeseburger is one of the best cat blogs OF ALL TIME!
Anyway, what are you doing on Saturday? Want to go to Ikea?
Fond Regards,
Senior Handsinpants
Dear King Solomon, Greetings! As a connoisseur of all meats, but most especially of the salted variety, I would say that the special deliciousness of prosciutto is directly related to its texture. It melts in your mouth like the best Friskies pate, only it doesn't make you poop five seconds later. Heaven. If I were you, I would take a visit to Fox & Obel, a fine purveyor of meats in Chicago. I always go there and *wink* ask for it by name.
ReplyDeleteover and mauf.
to my friend Senior Handsinpants: take those hands out of your pants and pet me!
ReplyDeleteAlso: I agree, icanhascheezburger is one of the best sites out there. But one day I will sit on Professor Happycat and then we'll see just how happy and clever he is.
And yes, I would love to go to Ikea. I need a loofah and a garlic press.